_ 3riX _
_ aka zsxm back in the old days _
mail: batterythrower(at)gmail(dot)com
I am here. You should be here.
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- First Amendment , US Constitution
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this site.
Every time you visit, the world gets just a little safer.
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Lo and behold, my supreme pit of greatness!
This is where you can discover things relating to... me.
And also my greatness.
Yeah.
Noohz-
10/12/5 - I made a forum. Get over there now. See top of page. Enough said, bya.
10/4/5 - Indigo Prophecy? Good. We Love Katamari? Good. My lungs failing on me? BAD! I'm sik. I may not update for a bit. No guitaring for now, too sik. May stay in bed all weekend and play gmz. Like Tetris. Oh, do I love me some Tetris. I'll be uploading my Mythology paper once I discover my grade on it.
9/26/5 - 2 days plus Chuck equals laugh. Broadband plus me equals no sleep. Me plus no sleep plus school day equals me not feeling good. Me not feeling good equals puke.
9/22/5 - Added a new thing of mine. The paper folding game. You must have it.
9/20/5 - OWWWWW my RIGHT ARM hurts. I don't know what I even did. It feels deep in its pain, like maybe the bone has been harmed somehow. Max Payne is still a good game.
9/19/5 - Oh, but I'm tired. Selling 8 games = $80 EB credit. New Burnout for free = good. Marathon all-nighter Burnout sessions = morning brain-death. Also, been busy. You may find out what I've been working on. Anyway, it's time for other things, so lator. New. Family. Guy. Pwns.
9/16/5 - Got me a nice domain. Reach here either through the old-sk00l zsxm.tripod.com or the nice new 3r1x.tk. Remember, that's 1, not i. Erix thanx yoo. Shouts to everyone who gets the dot tk joke. Also, working on a playlistism. That's right. Lots and lots of really good music I like will be listed. I recommend finding every song I list, obviously. Might sell Splinter Cell. I think I will sell many games. I have too friggan many. Lator.
9/14/5 - Mobilized the site! Should run good now on web fonez and PsP! Possibly even Fapwave. That being big noohz, I'm also writin' some nooh content. Look for a lot of stupid lil articles to pop up sometime. MUST...HAVE...NEW...BURNOUT...today it is unleashed. I must free the beast all over the road. Or I can play Rumble Roses (tremendous perverted grin).
9/12/5 - Fixt my guitar. Bought Mortal Kombat: Deception for 18 bux. Disc only, but still! Ermac pwns your face.
9/9/5 - Capcom Vs SNK 2. Zombie Iori. Ken. Haohmaru. Your doom. Also, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory leetness: I sneak into a room and realize two guards are about to turn around and catch me. I sneak out a bit fast and make some noise in doing it. After strategizing a bit, I throw a flashbang, run in, and knock the 2 guards unconscious, all in the space of about 10 seconds. Pwn. JUST LEARNED TO PLAY : Betrayed, Cancerslug. LEARNING TO PLAY : Dogs of War, an original. Perhaps empee3'z and tabz will be made available. Hopefully I can get insid3trad3r to play me some drums. Otherwise, I'll have to track a background. Pantera-esque metal stuff. I've got the whole song down except the solo. I may rewrite a few parts of it (I wrote it in 3 parts and I only really feel good about the third) so it will sound good. New Family Guy in t-minus 2 days... and counting! Oh, and the Dredg show was Aug. 30. CRAP! Ah well, I can still see Zao.
9/6/5 - Need to work harder in shcool, English not up for discussion. Site redesign still goes. Still need to learn when Dredg plays. JUST LEARNED TO PLAY : The Beyond, Cancerslug. LEARNING TO PLAY : Betrayed, Cancerslug. WISH I COULD PLAY : No Mercy, Guilty Gear X2 Soundtrack. Playing thru God of War AGAIN, SO SO GOOD! Might buy Burnout Revenge and We Love Katamari. And a truck. I need something new to drive. I forgot! I added Neurotech songs to the server, like, a LONG time ago. Go here if you desire head-skooshing techno. I'm also pwning in Capcom vs SNK 2. Zombie Iori, Evil Ryu, and Haohmaru represent! (yeah, I am SOOOOO cheap) Anyone have a suggestion for what groove I should use? I dunno. Fire off all e-mailage to: batterythrower(at)gmail(dot)com. I'm waiting for you. What else?! Ray got himself a gmail invite. I do what I can to help. 99 invites left to be sent out, so if ya want 2 and a half friggan gigs of storage, let me know. I will hook you all up. Lat0r.
9/1/5 - Nooh month. Oh good. Working a bit in shcool, but not too hard.
8/29/5 - Aughhhhh! I NEVER UPDATE! Ok, here we go. Bought lotsa lotsa stuff working all summer, wasted lotsa time and money. Bought a sweet nooh guitar, got too enthusiastic soloing yesterday... and SNAP! String goes off! What else? God of War is an awesome game. Must see Dredg in September. I like them. Must see Zao in October. I want to get beaten up doing the hardcore dance. I've had to cordon off LARGE portions of the site due to the hurricane. And also my laziness. So, no, there is no current ATHF page. No, my originals are STILL not done. No, there's STILL no misc page. But hey! Links! Anyway, shouts to all.
1/6/5 - Oh my god I am so tired. Marathon uploading session. All of the first server for the ATHF tribute? Done. Counter? Done. Master Shake quotes? Done. I am so good. 4 hour dial-up madness. Now to add ericgoessolo songs to the soundclick server... dammit.
1/2/5 - New version. w00t. Things to be added later. Deleted the entire site AGAIN to redo everything. Oh my god.
It is here you could once find my undying tribute to one of the most
hilarious television programs in all known history, Aqua Teen
Hunger Force. Yes. You must have to have it! ...for 30 days.
Also
here can you find dumb things I have written or created, musical
things aside. Non hilarity ensues.
You could once also view miscellaneous crap from all about the world wide
interweb. That's always fun. I'd saved various articles of mine
interest.
And last but not
least, link to pages cooler than mine.
Choose your destiny, Fryman.
my originals (still being fixt)
Things that certain websites say about me, not that I believe them:
thespark.com if you wish. But you must register and that's gay!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Saturday, August 14th 2058
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)
You are an Experimenter! (Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)
You are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes across your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.
In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them.
You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a moderate but excitingly different man:
" The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!
Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "